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It's been awhile since I posted one of these but B is at the most fun age right now and everything that comes out of his mouth cracks me up. It could just be because of his sweet, squeaky voice and the way he squints his eyes when he really means business but I still think he's hilarious.

B (when Dakota gets something out he's not supposed to): Oh no! Silly Uhohda! (dakota)

B (when we come home and Dakota has been well behaved): Treat for Uhohda peas? (after dakota gets his treat): Treat for Beckett too peas!??!

B (nearly every time he sees a letter b): B for Beckett! (He also recognizes S for splash, M for mommy, D for daddy, i for 'pie pad, c for cat, R for Rusty, P for purple, S for skype, J for jump rope, and X for pirates (yes... we have some work to do...) ;)  *I keep getting asked about the x for pirate. He has a treasure map with an 'X' on it. (X marks the spot....) So 'X' is for Pirate. Obviously. ;)


B (as I'm helping him get  his 'embrace messy hair' shirt on): Dat B for Beckett?
H: No, it says messy hair.
B: (looking into mirror): I no have messy hair!


B (during nap, after I explained the secret of the monitor to him... he was looking into the monitor shouting): Mama! Mama! MOM! Mama!
H (after running up the stairs to check on him): What is wrong Beckett?
B: High five? (we give high fives) Knucks? (we give knucks) Okay. Nigh night.

H (several times a day): B, where are you!?
B: In here with Uhohda! (Dakota)

B: Pipers (diapers) are for babies. Me no baby. (He's in underwear all except naps and bedtime now).

(or) B: Piper peas! (diaper please) Me be baby! (He usually says this when he has to have a bowel movement and doesn't want to slow down enough to sit on the potty. Ugh.)

B: Good job, mom! (to pretty much everything I do) :)

B: No, DIS way! (giving directions as a back seat driver)

H (while reading Five Little Monkeys): And the Dr said.... What'd the Dr say, B?
B: SURE!!! You can jump on the bed! (Repeat this every time that line comes up in the book.) :)

K (while praying at lunch): Thank you for......
B: No, you say JESUS THANK YOU FOR MY MOMMY!



Other fun stuff he's saying A LOT of these days:

Peas.
Tank ooh. (thank you)
Sure! (or) Oh, Sure!
Woooie!
Deewicious! (delicious)
Cheers!! (to everything.... )
Pie Pad (iPad)